I regret to inform you that my daughter, Turf, is coming to your house

I regret to inform you that my daughter, Turf, is coming to your house. Perhaps you have a misguided child who considers Turf a friend. Perhaps she has somehow wheedled her dark arts upon your good self and insisted herself into your home. Whatever the catalyst, the decision has been made and my daughter, Turf, is now coming to your house.

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